Learning English From Jokes ဟာသမွ အဂၤလိပ္စာေလ့လာျခင္း (2)

ေမ့ေမ့အမွား

စူးစမ္းလုိေသာကေလးငယ္ေလးက မိခင္ျဖစ္သူကုိ ေမးလုိက္၏။
      "ေမေမ ရဲ႕ ဆံပင္ေတြက တျဖည္းျဖည္း ျဖဴလာတာ ဘာျဖစ္လုိ႔လဲ...ေမေမ"
မိခင္ျဖစ္သူက ကေလးငယ္အား လိမၼာယဥ္ေက်းေစရန္ရည္ရြယ္၍
  "အဲလို ေမ့ေမ့ဆံပင္ေတြျဖဴလာတာ သားေလးေၾကာင့္ေပါ့...သားသားဆုိးတာတစ္ခုလုပ္မိတုိင္း...
   ေမ့ေမ့ဆံပင္ တစ္ေခ်ာင္း၊ တစ္ေခ်ာင္းျဖဴလာတာ သားရဲ႕"  ဟု သြန္သင္လုိက္၏။
ထုိအခါ ကေလးငယ္က.....
  "ဟုတ္လား...ေမေမ...ခုမွဘဲ....ဘြားဘြားရဲ႕ ဆံပင္ေတြတစ္ေခါင္းလုံးျဖဴေနတာ
  ဘာေၾကာင့္လဲသိေတာ့တယ္"   ဟုျပန္ေျပာလုိက္ေလသတည္း။  ။

The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother:

  “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child:

  “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently:

   “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

လိပ္စာမွားလုိ႔

ဇနီးေမာင္ႏွံႏွစ္ဦးသား အားလပ္ရက္အပန္းေျဖခရီးထြက္ရန္စီစဥ္ထားၾကရာ ဇနီးျဖစ္သူမွာ လုပ္ငန္းျဖင့္ခရီးလြန္ေနသျဖင့္
အမ်ဳိးသားျဖစ္သူက အရင္သြားႏွင့္ၿပီး ဇနီးျဖစ္သူက ေနာက္မွလုိက္လာရန္စီစဥ္လုိက္ၾကသည္။ အမ်ဳိးသားျဖစ္သူမွာ
အပန္းေျဖရန္ရန္ေနရာ တည္းခုိမည့္ဟုိတယ္သုိ႔ အေရာက္တြင္ အဆင္ေျပစြာေရာက္ေၾကာင္းေျပာၾကားရန္ ဇနီးျဖစ္သူထံသုိ႔
အီးေမးလ္တစ္ေစာင္ပုိ႔လုိက္သည္။ သုိ႔ေသာ္ ခရီးပန္းေနဟန္ရွိေသာ အမ်ဳိးသားသည္ အီးေမလ္ လိပ္စာစာလုံးမ်ားမွားယြင္းေရးသား
မိသျဖင့္ သူ႔ဇနီးထံသုိ႔ပုိ႔ေသာစာသည္ ခင္ပြန္းသည္ ဆုံးၿပီးစ တစ္ရက္မွ မျပည့္တတ္ေသးေသာ အမ်ဳိးသမီးႀကီးထံသုိ႔ေရာက္ရွိသြားေလ၏။
ပူေဆြးေသာကေရာက္ေနေသာ အမ်ဳိးသမီးႀကီးမွာ မိမိ၏ အီးေမးလ္မ်ားကုိ ဖြင့္ၾကည့္၍ ၎စာကုိေတြ႕သြားရာ ဖတ္ၾကည့္ၿပီးလွ်င္ခ်က္ခ်င္း
ငယ္သံပါေအာင္လန္႔ျဖတ္ေအာ္ဟစ္၍ ေမ့ေမ်ာသြား၏။ အိမ္သားမ်ား အေျပားအလႊားေရာက္ရွိလာ၍ ဖတ္လက္စ ကြန္ျပဴတာမွန္ျပင္မွ
အီးေမလ္အားျမင္သြားၾကေလသည္။ ေရးထားေသာစာမွာ.....
    "ေမာင့္အခ်စ္ဆုံး ...မိန္းမေရ....
                                                      အခုကေလးတင္ဘဲ ေမာင္တုိ႔စီစဥ္ထားတဲ့ေနရာေရာက္တယ္...။

 မနက္ျဖန္ အခ်စ္လာဖုိ႔ အတြက္ကုိယ္အားလုံး ျပင္ဆင္ထားၿပီးၿပီ။
  မွတ္ခ်က္/    ဒီေနရာမွာ အရမ္းပူတယ္....အခ်စ္ေရ...။ "   ဟူသတည္း။

Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

ဆင္ကုိ ဘဲႀကိဳက္တယ္

ဆရာမက  "E" ႏွင့္ စေသာ တိရိစာၦန္တစ္ေကာင္၏ အမည္ကုိ ေျပာရန္ ေက်ာင္းသားမ်ားအား

ေမးလုိက္၏။  ေက်ာင္းသားတစ္ဦးက  "Elephant "  ဟုေျဖလုိက္သည္။

ဆက္၍ ဆရာမက "T" ႏွင့္စေသာ  တိရိစာၦန္၏ အမည္ကုိ ေမးလုိက္ျပန္သည္။

ေစာစာက ေက်ာင္းသားကပင္  "Two elephants " ဟုေျဖလုိက္၏။

ဆရာမ စိတ္ဆုိးသြားကာ ထုိေက်ာင္းသားအား အတန္း အျပင္ဘက္ထြက္ေနခုိင္းလုိက္၏။

ထုိေနာက္ ထပ္မံ၍ အျခားေက်ာင္းသားမ်ားအား "M" ႏွင့္စေသာ တိရိစာၦန္တစ္ေကာင္၏

အမည္ကုိေမးလုိက္ျပန္သည္။

ုထုိအခါ  ေစာေစာကေက်ာင္းသားကပင္ အတန္းအျပင္ဘက္မွေန၍....

    "Maybe an elephant!" ဟုေအာ္ဟစ္၍ ေျဖလုိက္သတည္း။  ။

Elephant:

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

ရယ္ေမာျခင္းျဖင့္ ဘ၀အေမာမ်ား   ေျပပါေစ ....ခ်စ္ေသာ သူငယ္ခ်င္းမ်ား....

                                                                       ဥကၠာ

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Dear KO OKKAR,

All of the jokes are brilliant.  The joke the like the most is ဆင္ကုိ ဘဲႀကိဳက္တယ္ :P .

Nice
thx, dear bro

 the joke I like best is ဆင္ကိုပဲၾကိဳက္တယ္

Good

လိပ္စာမွာတာေလးလဲ ၾကိဳက္တယ္ ဗ်ာ

Great...

I like all of ur Jokes,, Especially Wrong Email Address :D 

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